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fags at school: hey i smoke weed and get wasted every weekend.

me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, i get off at 11:05.

Feb 27th

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Lol I’m not happy.

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No one ever lied straight to your face And no one...

Feb 20th

Mom: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I haven't been eating that much and I'm hungry all the time.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.

Feb 20th

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How much sex does a priest have?

NUN. More laughs here

Jan 22nd

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meenhorr: jkimisyellow: FOREVER REBLOG, SWAGGRANNY I want a grandma like her

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esa-puta: putachips: mattchew03: Since the Toddlers & Tiaras Copyright Police had it removed from YouTube, I’m posting (and extended new version of) my Alana video here, honey boo-boo child. Dude Sweet merciful Jesus…

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blackbruise: i really want to just walk into the shower fully clothed and turn it on and get soaked and sit on the floor and cry like they do in films it looks fulfilling

Jan 19th

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Guys that can dance →

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Jan 19th

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To people who smoke at young ages

itotallyrelate: HAVE FUN DYING EARLY. icanrelate.info

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Jan 15th

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shirtlesssummernights: dorighttandkilleverything: thedopestudio: chasingdeadpresidents: we-swaggin: itsitsitsamani: sillehomme: ancestryinprogress: kyssthis16: toulouselastartrek: sydkneeeee: timekillss: I am dead right now. Don’t even bother call an ambulance. Just call the time of death 12:12am wtf omg what? how old is he? RECEIPTS STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP...

Jan 15th

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